"My favorite fan letter, I received, I opened it up and it was a marijuana cigarette glued to a piece of cardboard, and a photo of a very delightful looking young girl. And she said "You have turned me on so many times I thought I would return the favor" — I kept that one"
Beardless Riker is Fake Riker
The SG-1 team reacting to their fictional counterparts. (Wormhole X-Treme!, S05E12)